Game Date: Feb 20th, 2038

Wisconsin-Superior

Team: Wisconsin-Superior Yellow Jackets [ID #977]

Location: Superior, WI (Midwest)

Conference: IV.8 [Division 1]

President: mavstar21
          [since August 14th 2019 | last seen April 18th 2024]

Coach: Rob Rockwell

Arena: Mortorelli Gymnasium

Rating: 178.13 - Overall Position: #144

Fan Mood: 102.50

Alumni Mood: 180.15

Prestige: 84

Team Notes:

• Oct 24 2037: 3-star prospect Mariano Salgado committed.
• Jun 30 2037: Ralph Lovett was signed as a free agent by Golden State.
• Mar 26 2037: Rob Rockwell was appointed as the new head coach.
• Mar 26 2037: Harry Mancuso was fired as head coach.
• Jan 29 2037: 2-star prospect Ben Rudolph committed.
• Jan 24 2037: 3-star prospect Charley Schofield committed.
• Nov 12 2036: 3-star prospect Kwame Glenn committed.
• Feb 28 2036: 3-star prospect Theo Martelli committed.
• Feb 14 2036: 3-star prospect Nelson Asher committed.
• Dec 08 2035: 3-star prospect Rhett Panucci committed.

Record:

Wins: 17 Losses: 19 Pct: .472     Conf Wins: 12 Conf Losses: 14 Conf Pct: .462 Conf Rank: 10     Last10: 4-6 Streak: L4

Pts Ave: 90.1 - 89.7     Pts Diff: +0.4     Team Power Index: 141.4

Press Releases:

Mar 26 2037: Mancuso Out, Rockwell In - by mavstar21 on March 4th, 2024

After 18 seasons at the helm with little to no success, Wisconsin-Superior today said farewell to HC 'Dirty' Harry Mancuso.

Mancuso is rumoured to have been released due to some suspect recruiting tactics over the past couple of seasons. "Look he's a nice guy and all, but there's gotta be consequences when you drop 160 contacts and all you end up with is a couple of bricklayers from out of state" said team president mavstar21 at the presser.

All is not lost for Mancuso though, with industry insiders stating he recently got his skippers ticket and is heading to Connecticut to work as a deck hand on the Mitchell Commitment Yacht.


Mar 08 2036: Nothing to see here - by mavstar21 on January 4th, 2024

Minor ripples washed around the Hardwood universe today after Mitchell President Rradley903 released a manifesto casting aspersions on many of Hardwood's most beloved coaches and presidents.
When confronted by the media about his alleged role in referee tampering and his background in robotic engineering, Yellow Jackets coach Harry Mancuso refused to answer any questions. Mancuso was later spotted having a heated cell phone conversation before removing and destroying the simcard.
Meanwhile, controversy swirls around Mitchell's own recruiting ethics, with footage of 4* commit Tony Samuels attending a lavish party on the "Mitchell commitment yacht" groggily signing school enrolment papers.


Jan 05 2036: Mariners sink at Lake Superior - by mavstar21 on December 16th, 2023

Yellow Jacket fans were rejoicing after defeating old rival Mitchell last night by 10 points, with Craig Dobbins getting it done at both ends of the floor.

Things got spicy in the post match press conference however, when Mariners coach Garry Dobson asked why he spotted Yellow Jackets coach Harry Mancuso handing referee Ray Chamberlain a thick envelope after a game which had a lopsided 27-10 foul count. "Not at all - that was just me handing out the last of this seasons' Christmas cards" Mancuso responded.

Chamberlain was later spotted at the Superior Toyota dealership putting down a cash deposit on a new Corolla.


Mar 06 2031: Rule appeal incoming?? - by mavstar21 on March 28th, 2023

After going down to Mitchell in the first round of the Conference tourney, Wisconsin-Superior is considering an appeal to the HBICBRE (Hardwood Board of Imaginary College Basketball Rule Enforcement) to remove academic requirements for scholarship players after their season was derailed due to a combined 8 game pair of injuries to star Point Guard Ricky Bingham. Bingham sustained a shoulder injury reaching for a book on the top shelf in the library whilst cramming for exams in an attempt to raise his grade average. Coach Mancuso was overheard muttering, 'he should have just used chat GPT...that is how I do all my game planning'.

With Bingham out, the Yellow-Jackets pulled FR Billy Pennington out of his dorm room where he had been playing table soccer for the last two months straight, and he duly delivered a classy 6 assist/7 turnover game and was a witches hat on defence, letting Frank Buckley drop in a career best 8 three pointers.

Following the loss to the Mariners, Coach Mancuso took the team to Lake Inferior (Actually just the dam out the back of his house) for a bonding session, with frothies & a barbie, but only served up the home brand snags, saying - gourmet sausages are reserved for winners!


Mar 28 2020: Single Game All Time Records - 2020 Update - by mavstar21 on July 28th, 2021

With the 2020 season coming to a close, Rick Findlay has turned off the olympics for 10 minutes and dusted off the game logs to update the records. The biggest statistical standout of the update is the prolific output of Jake Archer since his move to SG. In one season he logged 3 of the top 5 single game scores and topped 33 on 8 occasions.

When approached for comment about his season Archer responded "All these big men on the scoring list have it easy. I wish I could be 7 feet and just run and dunk on people". Fellow high scorer and slandered big man alumni Adam 'Reach' Leach responded on socials "He's right, it is easy being big. Thanks mum & dad".

3 POINTERS
9 Jake Archer, 2020
8 Marc Conti, 2007
8 Quentin Montgomery, 2019
8 Jake Archer, 2020
8 Jake Archer, 2020

POINTS
41 Jake Archer, 2020
39 Jake Archer, 2020
37 Adam Leach, 2019
36 Freddie Doran, 2011
36 Jake Archer, 2020
35 Marc Conti, 2007
35 Jake Archer, 2020
34 Freddie Doran, 2012
34 Patrick Yeager, 2016
34 Sergio Ramirez, 2017
34 Billy Bob Boyer, 2018
34 Jake Archer, 2020
34 Jake Archer, 2020

REBOUNDS
27 Adam Leach, 2018
24 Freddie Doran, 2012
22 Adam Leach, 2019
21 Sergio Ramirez, 2017
20 Patrick Robinson, 2013
20 Patrick Robinson, 2013
20 Clarence Singleton, 2017
20 Adam Leach, 2018
20 Adam Leach, 2019

ASSISTS
19 Steve Walsh, 2017
15 Tyler Capasso, 2010
15 Steve Walsh, 2017
15 Steve Walsh, 2017
15 Billy Bob Boyer, 2018
15 Billy Bob Boyer, 2018
15 Billy Bob Boyer, 2018

STEALS
7 RJ Guillory, 2011
7 Steve Walsh, 2015
6 Steve Walsh, 2014
6 Steve Walsh, 2016
6 Sergio Ramirez, 2016
6 Billy Bob Boyer, 2016
6 Pharaoh Hines, 2017
6 Billy Bob Boyer, 2017
6 Dane Wallace, 2020
6 Joel Barron, 2020

BLOCKS
7 Clarence Singleton, 2014
6 Freddie Doran, 2011
6 Freddie Doran, 2011
6 Vic Wright, 2014
6 Vic Wright, 2015
6 Clarence Singleton, 2016

TURNOVERS
10 Rene Jensen, 2008
10 Tyler Capasso, 2009
10 Billy Bob Boyer, 2018
9 Tyler Capasso, 2011
9 Tyler Capasso, 2011
9 Quentin Montgomery, 2017
9 Dane Wallace, 2019
9 Dane Wallace, 2019



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