Game Date: Mar 12th, 2038
Eastern Kentucky
Albert Marchetti - SF
Team: Eastern Kentucky Colonels [ID #308] 
Location: Richmond, KY (South)
Conference: IV.4 [Division 1]
President:
UK-Wildcats
[since November 21st 2021 | last seen April 24th 2024]
Coach: Ike Rawlings
Arena: Alumni Coliseum
Rating: 190.21 - Overall Position: #128
Fan Mood: 92.65
Alumni Mood: 154.60
Prestige: 48
Team Notes:
• Feb 11 2038: 2-star prospect Kendrick Branch committed.• Nov 21 2037: 2-star prospect Sherman Hull committed.
• Nov 11 2037: 2-star prospect Craig Sturgeon committed.
• Oct 17 2037: Jake Cox was hired as the new assistant coach.
• Oct 17 2037: Assistant coach Tom Wicker was let go.
• Sep 03 2037: Demoted to conference IV.4.
• Sep 03 2037: Fred Holt was inducted into the team Hall of Fame.
• Sep 03 2037: Fred Holt was inducted into the team Hall of Fame.
• Mar 05 2037: 2-star prospect Lance Francis committed.
• Feb 12 2037: 3-star prospect Scott McCloud committed.
Record:
Wins: 23 Losses: 19 Pct: .548 Conf Wins: 12 Conf Losses: 18 Conf Pct: .400 Conf Rank: 11 Last10: 5-5 Streak: W2Pts Ave: 71.0 - 70.7 Pts Diff: +0.3 Team Power Index: 140.6
Press Releases:
Oct 14 2034: Last season/this season - by UK-Wildcats on September 27th, 2023Last season was, disappointing. We expected more, and we got it ending the season winning 12 of 13. In the off season James Dawson became the first NBA draft pick under my tenure. Congratulations and we wish him well. This season does not look like it's going to be a good one. But it could be worse, we could be on the battlefield for WW3. So good luck to these young simulations, I mean guys out there battling on the court.
Dec 29 2029: Reassurance to our students - by UK-Wildcats on January 12th, 2023
I want to reassure our students,and future students, that this president understands the seriousness of our classifieds documents. And we promise not to store your important information in a car or a country club. Or sale your data to Zuckerberg. Thank you for your continued support.
Feb 19 2026: Presidential Term - by UK-Wildcats on June 16th, 2022
As the big guy in command, I'm here to announce that EKU's nickname will now be the Inflation, cause we running up the numbers.
Jan 03 2026: Winning - by UK-Wildcats on June 2nd, 2022
Im glad our team is winning some games, but we're are also happy for Johnny Depp for winning. Congratulations Johnny. Keep your bed clean.
Dec 05 2024: - by UK-Wildcats on April 1st, 2022
With the problems that our society is facing at the moment we come to realize what we are doing here is playing games. But we at Eastern Kentucky University take tremendous pride in the work we do for our community and the hard work and professionalism it takes to go on with the show, to make a difference in this world. In closing, we would we would like to offer our gratitude to Chris Rock. And a reminder to always play defense.