Game Date: Nov 10th, 2046

American University

Team: American University Eagles [ID #199]

Location: Washington, DC (Mid-Atlantic)

Conference: VI.20 [Division 3]

President: Scary Bird
          [since July 22nd 2025 | last seen August 07th 2025]

Coach: Juwan Pennington

Arena: Bender Arena

Rating: 116.02 - Overall Position: #275

Fan Mood: 75.57

Alumni Mood: 87.75

Prestige: 96

Team Notes:

• Aug 30 2046: Louis Galvin was hired as the new assistant coach.
• Aug 30 2046: Assistant coach Demarco Braden was let go.
• Aug 30 2046: Jeremiah Rose was hired as the new assistant coach.
• Aug 30 2046: Assistant coach Mason Schreiber leaves to pursue head coaching opportunities.
• Aug 30 2046: Demoted to conference VI.20.
• Mar 24 2046: Hired Scary Bird as president.
• Mar 24 2046: 2-star prospect Timofey Chernov committed.
• Mar 17 2046: 2-star prospect Neal Brice committed.
• Mar 03 2046: 2-star prospect Keith Ross committed.
• Jan 06 2046: 2-star prospect Mark Keeler committed.

Record:

Wins: 4 Losses: 4 Pct: .500     Conf Wins: 0 Conf Losses: 0 Conf Pct: .000 Conf Rank: 6     Last10: 4-4 Streak: L1

Pts Ave: 81.8 - 82.1     Pts Diff: -0.4     Team Power Index: 119.7

Press Releases:

Apr 02 2046: New President Sworn In - by Scary Bird on July 24th, 2025

New President Scary J Bird was sworn in on Thursday in a tearful ceremony. "I've never seen a man that powerful," said Juwan Pennington, current head coach of the Eagles. However, things seem to have gotten off to a rocky start. When told by the press that his name was "not funny" and "hardly rhymes", Bird got heated and told them that "snake reporters would get pecked to death." It is unknown what these quotes mean for the health of the program.